Time to start the investigations, Elon. Might want to clear your schedule and make sure all your records are up to date. 🤣
Charge him in Canada, Diaper Don can’t pardon him here.
He can’t pardon him in the state of texas either.
Elon wants to fuck kids
Is that why he’s sired hundreds of them?
…possibly.
I just can’t stop laughing. I’m not even lying.
I am seeing that shit everywhere – especially in all the battleground states he poured money into like water, such as Maine, Texas, and Michigan that are now winning historical upsets – and I literally can’t stop snickering and laughing.
🤣 🤣 🤣
Dude just finished moving all of his shit to Texas too. I hope the meltdown is epic.
Seen on bluesky:
Elon Musk and his entire operation now lives in a blue state with a Democratic attorney general. :)
Epic indeed. Toddler billionaire thought he could buy the elections he wanted and it didn’t work, and there are no refunds. Imagine the entitled fury.
Oh god I can’t stop laughing, I’m gonna wake up the whole house 🤣 🤣 🤣
I’d glad to see it, but it’s barely anything to him. Equivalent of ~$100 to an average US adult.
I would say that although mathematically you are correct, the impact of losing $100 for the average American is greater.
If i was in charge but couldn’t make it illegal for people to donate money to political funds, I’d make it a requirement that for every single £ they donate, they must donate the same amount to charity.
They dont pick the charity.
That’d be a significant change in the tax code, as political funds are §501c4 charities
That’s why I pick the charities.
He can spare it and so can all the California billionaires who won’t get taxed. I’m disappointed, but at least I have a nice big blue wave to cool my toes in.
I wonder if all the republican scumbags he bought looked at the money and thought “wait, why the fuck do I even need to bother being a politician? I can just take this imbecile’s money, lose, and go on a paid vacation for a few years. I’ll just call it a series of fact-finding missions in aid of the 2028 presidential election”.
That’s chump change for him. He’s a trillionaire. Your millions mean nothing to him.
True, but you just know he’s mad as hell. The money is not the thing, it’s how humiliated he is.
That’s true. His money has lost value.
He has a net worth of a trillion, it doesn’t mean he has that sort of liquidity all the time.
Can’t he just pledge his stocks to the bank?
Kind of, but his stocks are most likely already leveraged, plus it does incur an interest. Plus, the loan has to actually be paid back in full.
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The count has started to come in. I’m not seeing them doing very well at all. What do you mean?
How did that turn out for you?
What do you mean?
Lol yeah the notoriously right wing West Coast 🙄
Cry more, bootlicker
If you read their comment history, they are not a bootlicker. They come off more like a depressed californian who leans left.
I think their comment was refering to the ballot initiatives in ca, the wealth tax and the two counter-measures that billioniares bought.
I am bummed that the billionaire tax failed in CA.
Ah. I did not go that far. My b
They don’t call it the Left Coast just for geographic reasons.
Question for ya. Why do you moan when you wipe your ass?
