• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Now let me translate my Mexican impression of what a Ukrainian would say in English:

    Fuck you Putin! And Trump! How about we “Ukrainians” get all military vehicles currently in our territory and you get whatever is left of the soldiers who didn’t run back fast enough.

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      3 hours ago

      One can only assume. I can imagine that if putin came in contact with a group of Ukrainians he would probably not have much time to say anything before being quartered with dull knives.

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    14 hours ago

    “We need to negotiate with our American colleagues and partners,” he said. “Maybe I’ll have a call with Donald Trump.”

    Lemme translate… I am going to give instructions to my patzi and force America to assist me in neutering Ukraine.

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      8 hours ago

      Trump is absolutely giddy that Putin used his name. JV Dunce is going to give him atm tonight to celebrate.

  • thejml@lemm.ee
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    1 day ago

    A ceasefire should lead to “an enduring peace and remove the root causes of this crisis”, Putin said.

    I mean, if he wants to leave Russia and transfer power, I’m all for it. There are also a lot of unsafe windows in Russia, I hear.