For anyone not reading the article

ie. everybody in the thread

I thought we upgraded to an Iron Dome?

Yes, you did think that. Thanks for asking.

I have family down there that I may never get to see again, and I’m still not going. Fuck that, I’d rather die homeless and alone in Canada than go back into enemy territory. Sorry mom, I’ll visit your grave someday… possibly. Or you can visit mine, whichever comes first. Either way, it’s all good.