The headlines and what is written in between them is why.

It’s the government rhetorically asking “Do you wanna see a magic trick?”

I think they had a hard enough time explaining “goods” to him. They need that to sink in before introducing “services". He is still amused with the old-fashioned word “groceries“

…JFC we are doomed

Triple distilled and smooth as silk.

There isn’t a chance in hell this gains any traction here. The red districts can piss and moan all they want, all they represent is land, not the majority of people. This guy just took the wheel while his dipshit predecessor resigned.

Plastic couch covers aren’t popular in Greenland.