My initial reaction was to agree. Of course it’s all rubbish! Then I thought to take a few minutes to challenge my assumptions. Could actually good reality television exist? I found only two examples.

First is Nailed It, which is far less dramatic, more fun, and designed so that all contestants will fail but they are aware of this going in.

Second is Sasuke, known as Ninja Warrior outside of Japan.

That’s it. The rest is shite.

It must be corn, it’s the only grass I can think of that grows tall enough for that horse’s lofty station.

Sharon Osborne can fuck off. She’s only notable because she rode Ozzy’s coattails, and only then because of rubbish reality TV.

I can’t believe Lemmy is getting corporate spam now! We’re growing up!

Also, fuck corporate spammers.

LOL, statutory rape is okay when the predator is hot LOLOL

Do feel free to fuck off.

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