Superman on laundry day

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That’s what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.

… and he folded faster than superman on laundry day.

The fuzz is literally all over him.

Authorities of the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens are now keeping a close watch on a monkey which is displaying unusual movement and appetite.

That 10th monkey is looking mighty sus.

Well, my second thought was, “that’s pretty short-sighted if you’re gonna Zionist all over the destroyed area… why would you introduce a carcinogen when…” and by then it clicked. The zionists don’t want carcinogens either, but explosively spreading existing asbestos is the price they’re willing to pay for genocide.

I admit, first time I read that headline I was like, “WHAT? Israel adding Asbestos to their bombs now? How sinister. What’s next - radon?” It took a minute to get up to speed.