Breaking news: Pope Francis is still dead.

If they keep trying, you didn’t hit them hard enough.

Yes, unless you ask a fucking idiot.

I certainly don’t recommend following the link to his obituary from the article and reading the entries in the traitor’s tribute book.

Example of some of those entries:

Edit: Somebody noticed.

Because Trump is a bumbling idiot and Xi has a “no limits partnership” with his boss Vlad.

But they really mean it this time, really.

1/60th of a minute = 2nd.

Or approximately 412 pebbles.

They don’t have to though. Could just pack it all up, put it in a museum for boring people and move on with their lives.

I offered to do it, they weren’t willing to supply ponchos for the audience though so plans fell through.

Getting the good news out of the way early this week. Too bad they’ll probably select a replacement for him.

Don’t be fooled, he’s still a huckster shithead. Always happy to see them turning on each other though.

I want to see him meet Stockton Rush.

Best? Trump does that thing that certain people have done in bunkers when they recognize how badly they fucked up. You know, a painting or something.

Worst? Just about anything else.

That’s awful, how could you say that? It’d be an environmental nightmare.

Also, while they’re at it, there’s another problem they could solve…

This article’s been here for almost an hour, are the aircraft carriers still okay?

We need to investigate this immediately. If they’ve discovered Stargate technology and are quietly slipping out the back exit to somewhere habitable (and even that’s negotiable for a short-term stop), I’m not getting stuck here when that door slams shut on our impending apocalypse.

I like your thinking, reminds me of some posts laying out a scenario from mid-2022 where Ukraine does a totally legitimate attack on Poland, Poland does a totally legitimate counterattack on Ukraine and immediately takes all of its territory. Russkies either slink away with their stolen washing machines or get article fived out of existence.

Pretty sure it was from !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works though, I don’t know if NATO’s top strategists are subscribers.

The one time he’s happy with the size of his hands is when they’re gripping his flaccid, withered member and making it look big (or bigger, anyway) by comparison.