Guam is the least of my worries right now.

Don’t read too much into anything before polls start closing.

My election night tradition is to pour myself a bourbon on the rocks (or three), stay up late, and watch the results roll in.

Last time was stressful for obvious reasons and I wound up sad drunk. Looking forward to being happy drunk tonight!

Some leftists are just addicted to losing.

Two years of a lame duck presidency would be a breath of fresh air after the last two.