lose*

What a true patriot looks like.

That man has too many amino strings in his DNA that resembles fish DNA.

DSQ

Please. I want to buy a new car soon and it’s almost certainly going to be Japanese.

I just made the switch. It was so easy!

McGregor is a cunt.

Yep. I watched the Four Nations games.

You’d be irritable, too, if you had to run an entire country while swimming around in shit flooding your adult diaper.

Xi would beat the tar outta our bloated excuse for a head of state.