If that’s all you need, a Raspberry Pi 5 will fit the bill nicely. It’s got two 4K HDMI outputs and it’s roughly on par compute-wise with a higher end Chromebook. You won’t be gaming on this thing – it can just about play a YouTube video at 4K60 – but it’ll gladly handle your desktop stuff. As a bonus it’s about an eighth the price of a Steam Deck.

You can even put Windows on it if you feel like committing blasphemy

are they wrong tho

Hard disagree

Idk what it has that a DualSense (PS5 controller) doesn’t

^{say what you will about sony but god DAMN that controller is good}