My only regret in life is that I’ll never get to experience timbits

In Russia, government verifies everything for you. No problem.

“Sorry you couldn’t have an open casket, your son’s face, torso, and genitals were turned into mincemeat by the drones, and what the dogs left was not a pretty sight. But speaking of mincemeat…”

The Panamanian could ask for tips from Viet farmers

I see no barrier here

Three decades later…

Hitachi could make a reusable rocket, you just gotta wipe the sticky off it between flights

CIA in the 80s

Those ballistic missiles really haul ass

Half Life Tree confirmed

I always get India and Ireland confused.

India and Pakistan fighting is normal. If ever they become allies, that’s when you can be absolutely positive that some real shit is going to go down.

This map is accurate, I am Australian and we have sunk back beneath the sea where we belong

India v Paki coming from behind in global flashpoint race to WW3. Its now neck and neck and neck between:

• India V Paki
• Israel V Palestine/Lebanon/Houthi/Iran
• New Syria V Syria (new)
• China V Taiwan
• China V Philippines
• Ukraine V Russia
• US V Houthis/Iran
• America: The Meme V America: The Dream

Australia V the Emus doesn’t even rate anymore.

My congratulations to Trade for winning the trade war.

The Australian government tried something similar, an automated, probably black mirror inspired orphan crushing machine called Robodebt announced to millions of Australians that they had to repay their welfare payments. There was no human arbiter in the loop to whom one could appeal. After a bunch of suicides and legal challenges, it was eventually scrapped after federal courts ruled it illegal and the government returned $1.2b of stolen money.

This was a rightwing conservative government initiative.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robodebt_scheme#%3A~%3Atext=The+Robodebt+scheme+was+an%2Cpart+of+its+Centrelink+payment

Be sure to cauterize the wound or else two more heads will grow in its place

Stop reading the news.

If it happens it happens. If you see the flash, lay down prone on the ground with your head towards it and your hands covering your face. Otherwise until that happens, just carry on as normal with your life

The Houthis will claim your couch as a combat win anyway.

Criminal scum