Well yeah, there are two types of people in the world: Americans and Not-Americans. So these Not-American teenagers would certainly be fully aware of the current political climate in America.

I’ll scream it at anyone who will listen - I’m old enough to remember when comedy and tragedy were two separate things.

They need to work on the return policy if they want to be like Amazon. It’s well within 30 days.

(I am so sorry I use comedy to survive the daily mental assaults)

Nah bud, accent is chef’s kiss

Her lawyer hasn’t talked to her, but we know who to ask. Where would we be if the camera hadn’t captured the kidnapping? Missing student?

So… What happens if there aren’t cameras where the political abduction occurs? The government can just wait a few weeks then sell them to El Salvador and let their friends and family believe they are missing?

Whoooops.