synae[he/him]

Teacher: If you don’t go to school, you’ll be punished!

Student: Oh yea, what’s the punishment?

T: Suspension from school

S: Great, glad we’re on the same page, see ya never

Oh it fits just fine:

Xavleg (zav-leg) is the accepted “short” name for when you need to say it out loud or write it and can’t be bothered to put the whole thing

The whole thing is an abbreviation for a bunch of gross shit with X’s on the front and end.